You’re Hired! Wicked Campers Australia
Campervan Readers' Stories
Our reader hired a campervan and drove the Big Lap around Australia
Ever considered spending seven months driving the Big Lap around Australia? That’s what Mike did, in a Suzuki APV named Priscilla…
Words & photos by Mike Waterman
Page Contents
- Ch. 1 - Priscilla, Queen of the Outback
- Ch. 2 - Should have packed an umbrella
- Ch. 3 - I need a fridge
- Ch. 4 - Australians at play
- Ch. 5 - Hints and tips
- Campervan Hire Details
- About Campervan Magazine
1. Priscilla, Queen of the Outback
A humdinger of a plan
If simple plans are the best, my plan was a humdinger. The idea was to fly into Perth, Western Australia, having hired the cheapest campervan I could find online, turn north and keep going until I arrived back where I had started seven months later. At some stage, head into central Australia to see the big rock. That was as complicated as my route planning ever got.
Taking my own vehicle had quickly been rejected as an option to see Australia. Shipping time, the horror stories of the high standards of vehicle cleanliness required to pass the Quarantine Inspection and the need for a carnet de passage, all pointed towards rent or buy locally. I felt a seven-month trip too short for the hassle and risk of buying and selling, so that left hiring.
A tight budget
My budget dictated a very simple camper. A Suzuki APV people carrier from Wicked Campers, stripped of its rear seats and replaced with a plywood interior. The dinette seating had a table drop down to become a double bed and, round the back, under the protection of the tailgate, was a basic kitchen arrangement. I had cooking equipment, a sink, hand pumped water, a cool box and a single burner portable gas stove. Storage under the seats was excellent and all of this in a length of 4.23 metres. No leisure battery, no interior lights, no refrigeration, but when you are hiring to a price, you get what you pay for. The 1500cc petrol engine was plenty for a tourist in no rush and returned 35mpg. Importantly, the van had air conditioning and two dashboard charge points. My new travel partner was soon christened the very unoriginal name of, Priscilla.
For my first night in Perth I had picked a B&B, which was a $30 taxi ride from the airport and an hour’s walk from the Wicked Campers depot. Ten hours after arriving I had wheels.
Once provisioned at a local shopping centre I left Perth leaving exploration of the city to the end of my trip. Arriving in Australia at the beginning of their spring, I had decided to head clockwise, visiting the tropical Northern Territory before the summer rainy season commenced.
2. Should have packed an umbrella
Australia is not cheap
My first few days heading up the coast of Western Australia brought three shocks. Firstly, Australia is not cheap and that’s putting it mildly. I wandered round supermarkets depressed at the prices. As a big producer of meat, diary, and fruit I hoped those items to be reasonable, but not a bit of it. Secondly, I’d arrived at the start of a school holiday.
Australian campsites can be expensive at the best of times, but they rocket in holiday time. Finally, it was raining, in fact it was pouring down, which wasn’t at all what I expected. As it turned out, that was the worst weather I had in the whole seven months. Rain became a very scarce event. The other things I quickly learnt were much more positive, and the Australians are so friendly. You can walk up to anyone and start a conversation and they will take the time to answer your questions and chat with you.
Australia is big, very big
Australia is vast, and I mean crazily big! I’ve toured large countries before but Australia feels bigger because it changes slowly with distance. In other countries, you feel like you have travelled because the scenery has changed style. In Australia, you can drive for days and it’s the same as when you started. The country is also empty compared to the UK. This perception changes a little on the more populous east coast but, relatively speaking, it’s deserted.
The beauty here seems different to anywhere else I have visited. There is a real sense of age about the country. The landscape looks like the weather has been gradually wearing it down since the beginning of history, slowly breaking up the rock and turning it into desert. There is an impression of a very old landscape gradually losing the battle with the elements in a contest that seems as old as time.
My first National Park was The Pinnacles and I bought a National Park annual pass. This was somewhat misnamed, as an annual pass is only good for the State, so it’s not national at all! It is easy to forget Australia is a commonwealth of States.
3. I need a fridge
Into the heat
As I headed into the heat and humidity of the north, it didn’t take me long to change my camping setup. I had gradually realised that in caravan parks, unpowered pitches can be very much the cheap seats, without being that much cheaper. They often didn’t have defined pitches, so could get very squeezed and they were seldom at the end of the campsite with the view. I took to taking a powered site simply because they were so superior, for not that many extra dollars. Once I was paying for power it wasn’t much of a leap to say, ‘well I may as well use it’, so I bought a 25-metre extension lead at a Bunnings DIY store and could at least use my laptop each evening for as long as I fancied. I later also bought a fan.
In the Kimberley region of the northwest I hit my hottest weather, with regular highs of 45 degrees Celsius. Keeping hydrated was difficult when bottles of water seemed hot enough to make tea. Most campsites have communal kitchens, which include fridges, but it takes a long time to cool a bottle of beer in that heat – even in the freezer section!
Splashing out for a cold drink
Arriving in Darwin it felt like I had the opportunity to go shopping for the first time in thousands of miles. I walked into a branch of BCF (Boating, Camping and Fishing) and asked the sales assistant for a 12v cooler I had spotted online. He asked me about my trip and my vehicle and then shook his head. “It will be fine when you’re driving with the AC full on, but after that it would not stand a chance”, was the verdict on my plan to have a supply of cold drinks!
Now this is an interesting case study in how a traveller deals with disappointment, which in my case was to lose all sense of budget. It had taken me a while to convince myself I should blow $239 (around £130) on something I wouldn’t be taking home after the trip but on the long, hot drive to Darwin, the thought of cold drinks and food had been increasingly tempting.
It had been like a beacon of hope shining down from the Timor Sea. When that plan was dashed, my desire for chilled beer on tap was so strong, I walked out of BCF the proud owner of an Engel 12 and 220 volts, compressor fridge at nearly four times the price! I didn’t even go for the very smallest Engel, as it was too short to take a bottle of wine. Suddenly I was a fridge connoisseur, with standards to uphold, but it was the best decision of my trip and yes, it came home with me.
Keeping out the flies
My other Darwin purchase, which greatly increased my comfort levels, was a length of fly screen that I hung over each car door at night, allowing all the windows to be open.
Travelling through the outback is well set up for free camping. There is recognition that distances are vast and people need to sleep on route. Regular rest areas are provided, some of which allow 24 or 48-hour camping. Long drop toilets are often provided and some areas even resemble campsites, with individual pitches cut back into the vegetation. As most are in the middle of nowhere, it was often the case I had the whole one or two-acre site to myself. Like everyone else I met, I used the WikiCamps app to find these sites, as well as the regular campgrounds.
4. Australians at play
Australian campers are fascinating
Watching Australian campers is fascinating, as the style is so different to Europe. Motorhomes are not as numerous in Oz. The market is for caravans and trailer tents. The occasional imported British caravan can be spotted, but the Australian norm is for a big, heavy duty off-road style van, usually with twin axles. These vans are built to match the tow vehicles in terms of toughness and ground clearance. To increase spare wheel flexibility the wheels are usually matched with the 4x4 tug, which is invariably a Land Cruiser. Similarly, the trailer tents are rufty-tufty off-road style, with heavy-duty canvas tents.
Engel fridges dominate the market and most families will have two, maybe three fridges, usually each around 60 litres. That’s one for food, one as a freezer and one for beer. Awnings and gazebos provide the vital shade and if you only have one gazebo, you really aren’t trying hard enough…
Australians love camping
Australia was quiet until just north of Brisbane, on the east coast, a few days after Christmas. Schools had just broken for the summer holidays and suddenly campsites were full and parking in towns and at beaches was challenging. Rather than compete, I changed my route and instead of continuing down the coast I spent January inland. Australians like to be by water, so it seemed natural to head the opposite way. Away from the coast campsite prices remained the same, there were no crowds and pitches were plentiful. I headed all the way down to the mining area of Broken Hill on the New South Wales and South Australia border, before picking a different inland route to get back to Brisbane in time for the end of January when the schools returned and the crowds disappeared.
5. Hints and tips
Road trains
Other tips and learnings I can pass on include the fact that road trains are not nearly as frightening as their fearsome reputation suggests. Yes, they are immense and not slow once they get going, but they only operate on the open roads. There are assembly areas outside of towns, so you only find them on the long straight roads in the Bush. As the roads are straight they can be spotted in the mirror miles in advance and it is very easy to just get out of their way – a move for which they will usually show their thanks! I only came across two trains going slower than me and, as I could see ahead for what seemed miles, it was very easy to overtake – even in a 1500cc van. In the unpopulated areas people are just so friendly. It’s such an event to see another vehicle on the road, everyone waves. It’s a lovely habit.
Australian wildlife
Australian wildlife can seem very frightening to the visitor. It is, however, obvious where not to go into the water for reasons of sharks, crocodiles and jelly fish – sometimes all three. When hiking, I took up the habit of walking loudly to announce my approach to basking snakes. In Sydney, I also got a local to take me on a spider safari around his garden to point out the eight-legged creatures I should avoid.
My two-wheel drive van was fine. Yes, I would love to return and drive the thousands of miles of 4x4 routes available, but there is much to see in a 2wd. Camping is very widely available, even to see some of the cities such as Darwin, Cairns, Brisbane, Sydney and Adelaide. The only places I went for a hotel rather than camp were in Canberra, Hobart, Melbourne and Freemantle/Perth, which amounted to 12 nights out of the 213.
The Australian bush
If seeing the whole of Australia in a single go is not for you, every State is worth seeing and all would be worth a dedicated trip. Whichever mainland cruising ground is chosen, I would strongly advise spending time in the Bush. It has a unique feeling and landscape and the wildlife is wonderful. With no light pollution, the night sky is simply mind blowing. I fell head over heels in love with the Outback and am determined to return.
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Campervan Hire Details
The campervan:
We hired a Suzuki All Purpose Vehicle (APV) 1.6l petrol 92bhp engine, two-wheel-drive people carrier fitted with a dinette seating area that converts to a double bed. A basic rear kitchen is located under the tailgate, complete with a single burner portable gas stove, a sink and hand pumped water.
What's included
- 250 travel kilometres per day
- Portable gas cooker
- Cool box
- Frying pan
- Saucepans
- Plates
- Cups and Bowls
- Cutlery
Optional extras
Camping table and chairs, GPS, up to four extra drivers, automatic transmission.
Costs
Prices are from $19.99 (£11) per day (in 2018), depending season, duration and collection/drop-off locations. Liability charges and booking fees apply. Check their website for regular discount offers.
- Campervan hire per night: $50 (£28)
- Kilometres driven: 38,015
- Fuel cost: $4,410 (£2,540)
- Locations stayed at: 124
- Average cost per night: $36 (£20)
About Wicked Campers
Hire from Wicked Campers operates throughout the world with bases in Europe, Asia, North and South America, Africa and, of course, New Zealand and Australia. They have twelve pick-up locations throughout Australia and offer a wide range of different types of campervans.
Website: wickedcampers.com
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